“Just got a chocolate bar our of the vending machine and something has already bit into it”

“Every pair of pants I buy is ruined within 6 months”

“Washing machine in the apartment above me was pouring water for days, and no one noticed until it started pouring out of my circuit breaker.”

“Stepmoms mothers house was looted, they took everything, even the lights.”

“I was eating a mussel (definitely not an oyster) and cracked my tooth on this. I think it might be a pearl”

“Just came back from my vacations and found this growing into the ceiling…”

“Dropped My Glasses Case. Its Light Brown.”

“Turkey is still pretty frozen on thanksgiving”

“Boyfriend got a rash-like flare-up out of nowhere. Checked the bed to see if anything caused it, and I found these.”

“The inside of the USB port in my computer came out with my flash drive”

“Fuse blown and the circuit breaker is conveniently located behind this huge wall of firewood”

“My cat brought a live mouse in and lost it in my room. Again.”

“One of my cats peed on my graphics card…”

“Won $1000, 48 hours later was told it was a “technical error”

“Sunlight through this glass doorknob started a housefire”

“Bought these Ice Breakers at the airport for $6”

“This exam costs $400”

“The gym I use threw out a ton of good tennis balls. There is a dog shelter next door”

“I work at an old folks home. This is the visitor parking on Thanksgiving Day.”

“I paid off my student loans and 4¢ was added to the balance while the payment was processing”

“I just opened this protein powder and this is how much was inside. What a joke. I could get probably 4 scoops out of this.”

“This is not why we got her a phone.”

“An actual text conversation between my my roommate and me after she woke me up at 4AM”

“Hosted a Halloween party and no one showed up”

“Instagram limits unfollowing”

“She ignored me after.”

“Found this posted to our door (in a townhome association) today and we don’t even have a dog.”

“The sizes for my uniform at work”

“Trying to hide your inspection grade”

“The man next to me on my flight today set his phone on my leg without asking while he was digging through his bag.”

…Yes they are.

“I want to plug these in all the way so bad, but I’m at a hospital and don’t want to start messing with their things”

“What?”